Y’all nibbas looking to celebrate the patron saint of ingratitude this MLK Day, but not quite sure which adult beverage to toss down your gullet? Let our guide below steer you in the right direction, so you can properly pay tribute to America’s favorite Commie coon!
The next stop for any Boone’s Farm graduate
Thoroughly Ungratified since it first emerged on my radar via rap song in the 90s, I’ve never actually sampled this spirit. My guess is it tastes like sugar and missed child support payments.
2. Gin & Juice
Pairs well with endo and rollin’ down the street
If your mind is on your money, and your money on your mind, try this frugal alcoholic option.
3. Mad Dog 20/20
Pic unrelated to General Mattis’ presidential run
More multi-colored than any Black Lives Matter protest so far, this staple fixture of the Wakandan-American diet has a flavor for everyone. We at BuzzFash suggest Bling Bling Blue Raspberry, hands down.
4. Courvoisier (& Coke!)
Whoa there, boy, save room for the cola!
Not easy to spell, pronounce, or afford, Courvoisier makes the Top 5 status symbols for being nibber-rich.
Another cog-nack appropriated by nibberdom
Forgot how to pronounce Courvoisier again? Try this substitute!
Doubly bubbly if left in the trunk of your baby mama’s car on a hot day
Yet another status symbol of the Ungrateful-Rich, this champagne will knock you on your ass AND take all the money in your wallet.
7. Olde English 800
If you’re looking to value-shop this MLK day, reach for a few brown paper bags of this ghetto classic.
8. Lean/Purple Drank/Sizzurp
Elixir of the Nogs
While consuming this requires a slight lowering of one’s time preference, preparing this concoction is sure to pay off. Maybe with a good high, maybe with jail time, maybe with a little of each!