8 Reluctant Gift Ideas for the Negro in Your Secret Santa Group

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We all know it is bound to happen sooner or later. You are going to draw your black coworker’s name for a gift exchange at the company Christmas party. With only a few shopping days left before the holidays, we threw together last minute gift ideas for the melanin enriched person on your list!

1. Fuzzy slippers

For the boomer aged negress this is a wardrobe staple. No trip to the supermarket is complete without fuzzy house slippers, hair curlers, and a hair net. You can’t go wrong here.

2. Leopard print

A leopard print throw pillow is a sure bet, but other options are lamp shades, curtains, and king size mattress sheets.

3. Lionel Richie music

Young or old, the negro always appreciates the classic R&B sounds of milquetoast Lionel Richie.

4. Black Jesus

Always a hot commodity at black community flea markets, the iconic image of the KANG of KANGZ is a welcome decoration in any negro home.

5. Tyler Perry movies

You will hurt no POC feelings by gifting them the pinnacle of Afrocentric entertainment, a Tyler Perry Madea movie.

6. Cocoa butter lotion

Wintery climates are not their natural habitat, so bulk quantities of cocoa butter lotion are a much appreciated surprise.

7. Lard or vegetable shortening

It truly is difficult for the white man to get into the head of his black counterpart when thoughtfully choosing a gift. This might not seem very Christmasy, but trust us, you’ll thank us later when this must-have-for-deep-frying-chicken gift is a hit.

8. Niggertech

Finally, if you are sparing no expense, any urbanized convenience store is bound to provide limitless options for a last minute gift in their sail foam accessories section. Blue Tooth is the way to go for the busy modern black man or woman trying to break into the music industry or working on their upstart car detailing business.

We here at BuzzFash hope you have a Very Merry Huwyte Christmas and a Free from Diversity New Year!

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