9 Negresses Who Don’t Need to Worry About Sexual Harassment

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The African female must truly be Nature’s most cruel joke. On the upside, they don’t need to worry about getting sexually harassed by (((media moguls))). Swings and roundabouts, ladies!

1. Lupita Nyong’o

When Harvey Weinstein disavows, you know you’re in the clear.

2. Michelle Obama

A negrx? Das rite. A woman? Maybe. Would a (((media exec))) hit it? No way. Nice shoulders, Mike!

3. Diane Abbott

The common Hackney gorilla holds little appeal to a (((fellow white))).

4. Rebecca Carroll

Becks, I’m sorry Charlie Rose wouldn’t do you. I can’t think of who would.

5. Whoopie Goldberg

Eww.

7. Leslie Jones

Is it a demon from the deepest pits of Hell? Or is it that heroine that finally got Milo “it’s OK to be molested” Yanopopopopopolous kicked off Twitter? Whoever she is, she can walk the sets of Hollywood without fear.

8. Precious

The proud owner of chocolate crepe-face has nothing to worry about, even if she’s vulnerable due to having reduced eyesight.

9. Frederica Wilson

Here’s someone who can walk the streets of pervy Washington, DC completely unmolested. Nice hat, lady.

Of course, this is not an exhaustive list, just a taste. You rock, girls!

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