8 Libshit Women Who Will Never Tweet #MeToo

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The #MeToo movement, which has been fueled by shrill, hateful thots, has brought an unprecedented number of Jewish perverts to their knees, starting with kike movie producer Harvey Weinstein.

Sadly there are many libshit women who will never get the attention that #MeToo offers. These cows graze in pastures where no bull dare roam. Here is a short list of 8 women who are certain to never tweet #MeToo:

Elena Kagan

1) SCOTUS Justice Elena Kagan, sometimes confused with King of Queens actor Kevin James, need not worry about jumping on the bandwagon.

Sonia Sotomayor

2) Since we’re talking about Supreme Court justices, we would be remiss to leave out Sonia Sotomayor. It has been rumored that Jeb Bush groped her once when he mistook her for Columba, his wife, but those rumors are unsubstantiated. We don’t expect her to tweet #MeToo anytime soon.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

3) Rounding out the SCOTUS slags, we wait with bated breath for a representative of Ruth Bader Ginsburg to tweet her obituary, but we don’t anticipate she will muster a #MeToo before then.

Amy Schumer

4) Amy Schumer. If a man ever attempted to grope this Jewish heifer, we doubt she’d feel it behind all that fat, blubber, and cellulite. There is no way in hell Chuck’s niece will climb on board the #MeToo train, that is unless uncle Chuckie was the one who copped a feel.

Lena Dunham

5) Another Jewess “comedian” has made it on our list. There is no way in hell that any man has ever groped this nasty skank, but that didn’t stop her from doing the groping on her sister, Grace. Jewish perversion knows no limits, thus we anticipate it is only a matter of time before Lena Dunham is on the receiving end of #MeTooism.

Michelle Obama

6) Mooshelle Obama was a difficult choice. Most #MeToo victims are women, but we here at Buzzfash recognize the trans-gender community. We may think they belong in mental institutions, but who are we to say if Michelle Obama is a man or woman? It’s a tough call, I don’t care who you are.

Rosie O’Donnell

7) Rosie O’Donnell has never been groped in her life, but she’s been rekt relentlessly by the Trumpenfuhrer. Does that count?

Elizabeth Warren

8) And finally, we have everyone’s favorite squaw, errr I mean Pocahontas, damn it I mean Elizabeth Warren. She may be married, so at least some cuck decided he wanted her, but clearly this was a one-off and not another grope was ever had by her. Like our friend Rosie, however, Donald Trump has raped her on Twitter and in the press. So if you want to count that, it’s up to you.

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