18 Worst Types Of Instagram Thots

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Instagram is an empty-skulled narcissistic thot’s preferred platform from which to seek global attention, from thirsty NEETs to horny Pajeets. Here are the 18 worst types of offenders.

1. MILF Thot

She’s given birth and feels an unquenchable thirst to prove she’s still hot. It’ll be super comfortable for her kids when their friends eventually discover her account.

2. Jailbait Thot

Who allows the posting of alluring teenager pics on the world’s most prominent imaging platform? Jews, probably.

3. Kardashian Thot

Lampposts would be too kind a fate for these incurable mudsharks.

4. Makeup Thot

This paint and spackle sorcery neither fools nor tempts us.

5. Older Celebrity Thot

We get it: you still look good. Consider fading away now, while you can do so gracefully.

6. Fitness Thot

A girl who can outlift you. What man doesn’t want that?

7. Muslim Thot

Isn’t this illegal in her medieval society, and punishable by a good stoning?

8. Mudshark Thot

She betrays her race, virtue signals about it, and disgraces her father – all in one picture.

9. Racially Ambiguous Thot

What IS she, other than an evil temptress?

10. Liberal Thot

Piercings, body hair, a penchant for pearl diving. No gracias!

11. Body Positivity Thot

She’s not thicc; she’s fat. She needs to stop seeking validation as well as stuffing her face.

12. Hebrew Thot

She’s Jewish, AND a woman!

13. Trad Thot

She tells you about her conservative values while publicly preening for orbiters.

14. Tattoo Thot

Nothing screams “awesome future mom” like a woman covered head-to-toe in tawdry ink.

15. Yoga Thot

“I’m not religious, but I am spiritual. Namaste, bitches!”

16. Drug Thot

Running from themselves, AND the law!

17. Nerd Thot

Successfully baiting men with the “girl next door” thing since the invention of vidya.

18. Black Thot

C’mon Shaniqua, not even the kangz are biting.

10 Shitholes Women’s Marchers Should Demonstrate In


Feminists screech about “wymyn’s problems”. Rape is a major problem for women, so here at BuzzFash, we think feminists should focus on what really matters. Let’s ask ourselves, which countries could do with a pussy hat march against rape? They’re all guaranteed great weather, that’s for sure.

Note: We’re judging shitholes here by rape incidents per 100,000.

10. Grenada

An island paradise? Not if you have lady parts, at the rape incidence rate of 30.6/100,000.

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14 Most Repulsive Women’s March Signs

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It’s epic in its lack of self-awareness. It’s revolting, profane, and inane virtue-signaling at its worst. It’s the Women’s March. Here are some of the worst signs seen at it, but please, view at your own risk. We don’t know anyone who has gone blind from a blog post, but there’s a first time for everything.

Yes. Yes it is.


Making us think about this bag’s gash is the true punishment here.


Fact check: false.


Luckily for us, the gaping maw of the afterlife does want you back.


I understand nothing about this creature, or its sign.


This woman gives us actual erectile dysfunction.


That’s because Nazis aren’t masochists.


Try this bit in Saudi Arabia.  Better yet, migrate to Israel!


Trump isn’t qualified to be President, but you endorse a fictional wizard. Got it.


OK this may be from another march, and also photoshopped, but we buy it.


That’s a clever “pun-anny” you’ve got there.


Sorry bitch, science says babies are literally bigots.


Thou shalt not murder white babies.

-White Nationalism 14:88


Dear White Women: all the virtue signaling in the world will never save you from their non-white hatred. They’re not your allies or advocates. We are.


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The Ultimate BuzzFash Guide to Celebrating MLK Day

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 With Marvin Looter Kang’z name day upon us, BuzzFash could never leave its readers high-and-dry on how to celebrate this momentous day. See our guides below on how to celebrate MLK Day with style!

9 Dishes Guaranteed to Disappear at Your MLK Day Picnic

8 Drizzanks to Toast MLK With This Monday

7 Songs You Can’t Forget on Your MLK Day Playlist

9 Activities MLK Day Would Be Incomplete Without

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9 Activities MLK Day Would Be Incomplete Without

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 Celebrating Martin Luther King, Jr. Day is the most important thing any American can do, ever. The question then becomes, though, how do we authentically fete such a man? Look to our list below to get some ideas about how you can show your appreciation and gratitude for all the black community has taught us cave-dwelling, bath-denying savages.


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7 Songs You Can’t Forget on Your MLK Day Playlist

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Folks of all colors and creeds want nothing more than to shuck and jive with authenticity on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. To this end, below are listed the tunes that must be played on this high holy day of ingratitude.


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9 Dishes Guaranteed to Disappear at Your MLK Day Picnic

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You’ve been invited to your church’s Martin Luther King, Jr. Day picnic. You cannot wait to see all your favorite Ungratefuls, but, oh no! What should you bring for the potluck? Any of the grubs below are sure to please even the (cotton-)pickiest nibbers on the block.


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8 Drizzanks to Toast MLK With This Monday

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Y’all nibbas looking to celebrate the patron saint of ingratitude this MLK Day, but not quite sure which adult beverage to toss down your gullet? Let our guide below steer you in the right direction, so you can properly pay tribute to America’s favorite Commie coon!


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7 Fly-Infested Shithole Countries in Need of a Wipe (You Could Have Guessed, They’re All #2!)

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Trump is absolutely correct. Some countries are abysmal shitholes and their people don’t belong here. They bring their shitty cultures, their shitty crime, and they don’t assimilate well. Here are 7 Porta-Potty nations that BuzzFash would like to see flushed in 2018:


1) Yemen

A breeding ground for terrorism, Yemen is one of the most dangerous countries in the world. They certainly aren’t sending their best into western nations, they’re sending their “most likely to drive a truck of peace into a crowd of teenage girls”.


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