Jimmie Volk
January 7, 2018
With all the controversy rightly surrounding the removal of confederate monuments, we’ve perhaps neglected to remember WHO these statues represent… and they happen to be damn sexy fellows. Thankfully, you have BuzzFash to remind you exactly who the most alluring confederate Civil War generals were.
*historical accuracy not guaranteed
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Rutherford B. Hates
January 7, 2018
Rumors have long swirled that J. K. Rowling has penned a final chapter for the Harry Potter book and movie series. We here at BuzzFash got a sneak preview, and just had to share these new bits of magic coming to a black-lady-whoopin’-and-hollerin’ theater near you!
1. Negresce!
Do you and your crew plan to infiltrate the next Black Lives Matter march? If so, be sure to cast this enchantment on yourselves first. It turns you black for a day, which will make gathering intel on the rowdy Ungratefuls easier than picking clean a cotton burr. However, be warned, as the attendant drop in IQ may hamper any complex strategy you’ve thought up.
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Hengst Slater-Walker
January 6, 2018
The excessive consumption of soy in today’s society has led to a wide variety of adverse effects on males everywhere. We at Buzzfash sat down and had a look at some of the most prevalent archetypes:
1. The Nu-Gamer
Predominantly concerned with the amount of POC representation in video games, as well as wanting to elevate video games into an artform, this particular iteration of soyboy pretends to love Wolfenstein II for its diverse judeo-communist cast, but never actually bought the game.
Most of his “gaming” consists of Angry Birds.
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Rutherford B. Hates
January 5, 2018
On the night of January 4th, 2018, it became apparent to all viewers of Soygon’s YouTube LiveStream with Richard Spencer, JF Gariépy, Millennial Woes, and a few forgettable names, that the classical liberal (read: effete cuck) has more trouble identifying colors than Helen Keller in a sandstorm at night. He especially has trouble when the colors are related to race.
The following is a pictorial guide to help the poor feller out.
1. Urple
Like an eggplant in the sun
2. High Yella
He is not authorized for that eye color
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Rutherford B. Hates
January 5, 2018
Tune into YouTube right now to watch Richard Spencer and JF Gariepy take on the CivNat gaffots Sargon of Ohgawd and DyxInMyRammer6969.
